After an incredibly long break, I’ve decided to come back! Yay~ UPDATES WILL BE SPORADIC! I PROMISE NOTHING!
*Battle noises*
Alter: We’re almost there! Hahahaha kill them all!
Soldier 1: 201…202…dead Popuras…
Marisa: Guh! Who are you?!
K.O.!!
Nyaruko: Ha! None can defeat my SPACE CQC!
Sakuya: Kudo! We have to close the gates!
*FIST SLAM*
Kudo: BAH! CLOSE IT!
*Closing*
Popura: No wait! Wait!
Popura: Lord Kudo! Please! Noooooooo!!!
Aoi: …
Sakuya:… We did what we must… and they’ll respawn at the Popura Shrine later…
*Glooooom*
Kudo: Bah, I had the chance to capture those Sabers… I was expecting them to fight… but they ran… and yet these fists of mine didn’t want to hit a sister in the back…
Mari: Well… what’s the plan boss?
Kudo: Well… since we essentially left the stairs nearly unprotected, Nero and Alter ran up to the top floor… and took the Lexicanium… which is right across from us. After we got back upstairs, we were forced back into here and refortify… but now Nero controls the stairs. We can no longer leave this base… and supplies are running low.
Kudo: Which is why once the secret weapon is completed… we will end this once and for all… We will open the gates and unleash it upon Nero! … whenever it is done.
Kudo: Good Professor… how much longer? Also, I must thank you for keeping the base protected when Nero and her forces were up here.
Hakase: *omnomnom* mmm no problem Kudo onee-chan! Plus there was chocolates in here! I’ll gladly watch over this place as long as there are snacks!
Hakase: As for my weapon… a day or two?
Hakase: *omnomnom* Mufufufu, this weapon will knock their socks off!
Sakuya: That is… mightly large.
Aoi: Will we truly win with this?
Hakase: Of course! I’m Hakase after all~
Until next time! Stayed tuned at Gamer Anime Complex!
?: Looks like i’m almost home fufufu~ Certainly has been a long trip. Perhaps i’ll go pick some flowers.
?: *humming* Ooooo plenty of flowers here. I wonder if my sisters will like them?
?: These ones are big!
?: Hmm… Am i even going the right way? Oh well!
?: More flowers! These ones aren’t too pretty though.
?: Much better!
?: Hmm… I’ve been gone for way too long… but I guess there is a civil war… These must be Nero’s supplies… and no one guarding them… Oh well.
?: Awww… The damage to our home.. I’ll need to stop this.
?: I guess I’ll barge in through the front door.
Nero: Hmmmm… some fancy dud round…
Nero: …Or is it a dud round? Been several days since we took the Grand Hall… nothing has happened.
Alter: Why so obsessed with a dud round? Just let it be. Garbage it already.
Nero: Where have you been?
Nero: *Cough cough* What?! *cough* I don’t *Cough* cough!
Alter: *Cough cough cough* I feel a bit light headed… *cough*
Nero: I knew it! *cough* It has to be this thing! We have to retreat! *cough* This thing probably gets better the longer we are around it *cough* or the gas was released the first time it impacted… *Cough*
Nero: All forces! Clear the area *Cough cough*
Sakuya: Oh the area is cleared all right… of your forces. And if you didn’t get it because the gas is making you kinda stupid, I meant we killed them all.
Nero: Bah! *Cough* Sakuya! *Cough*
Sakuya: Yes yes, awful shame, time for your ass kicking!
Nero & Alter: RUN!
*Pew pew pew*
Nero: I thought I saw something up there… *Cough*
*SLAM* (Iron Man Style)
*Pat pat* *wipe wipe*
Kudo: Noumi Kudryavka, High Lord of Tera, IS HERE! Been a while since we last met. Back then you were still loyal to me. Oh well! Now then… what will you do? I would prefer that you surrender… or fight. Fighting is much more fun.
Nero: … Ugh, don’t feel good… what should we do?
Perfect cake for my devilish girl.
Kudo: Next time, get a bigger cake.
We didn’t have a lighter at the time, so a friend proposed we used the stove, set fire to paper towel, and light the candle. That didn’t go well. Paper towel was definitely on fire. Candle was not XD. Went out and bought a lighter after making a mess. Sorry Shigematsu Faction!
Kudo: Hm… Sakuya sure is taking a while… perhaps I shall send a search party.
?? I am most happy that you are worried for me!
Sakuya: I’m home~ And I just put on my new battle dress too~
Sakuya: Ooooophf!
Kudo: HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT I WORRY FOR YOU! ALSO DON’T SNEAK UP ON ME AGAIN WITH YOUR TIME STOPPING!
Kudo: Now report. What have you brought back from the Shigematsu Faction?
Sakuya: Yes Kudo.
Sakuya: For a small amount of our funds, I have purchased a brand new, though untested weapon which can be used to decrease the fighting capabilities of our enemies… It releases a gas cloud and lasts an hour.
Kudo: …untested doesn’t sound very reliable at all. How much did this cost us? Bah whatever! Aoi, Mari and Yuzuki are pinned at the grand hall. Use the weapon when needed and get them out.
Sakuya: Yes Kudo!
Popura Commander: YEAH! ATTACK! WE CAN’T LOSE THE HALL! NO RETREAT!
Nero Soldier (Usegi Kenshin figma): All troops! Advance! For Nero!
Popuras: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! NO RETREAT!
Popura: KICK HER ASS!
Nero Soldier: Nooooooo~
Mari: No good, those Popuras won’t hold the line for long.
Aoi: Ugh, I think I see Nero and Alter advancing on us now!
Yuzuki: Hold steady girls!
Yuzuki: I’ll stall them, shore up the defenses and if it looks grim… retreat.
Aoi: …Man… I wish I could get a make over
Nero: Fools! Your forces were crushed by my loyal troops! Surrender now!
Alter: You have no where to run now.
Yuzuki: You shall not have your way here Nero! I shall be your opponent.
Nero: Ah. The Indomitable Yuzuki… I don’t believe even you can stop me… for long.
Yuzuki: Hrnk….
Nero: Ahahahaha. You didn’t think I’d come unarmed did you? It’s quite nice and convinient being able to summon one’s sword out of thin air. I think that wound should take a while to recover from no? Ahahahaha!
Yuzuki: …
Sakuya: Damn… better attack now.
*Thump*
Nero: … what the!
*Time stop*
Nero: Grrr!
Alter: Crap!
Nero: Hmm… it… didn’t explode.
Nero: Shiny. Well… guess it was a dud.
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